Yes, it is I, Baron Von Sniffenpoop.
No doubt you have heard of me? If not, you are either a cave-dwelling slug or you were born during one of my many adventures. Perhaps it was when I was lost and starving in uncharted territory, or still held captive by a tribe of hairless gnomes who mistook me for their deity (aka god), or hiding from my manyrabid fans as I struggled to write my biography – a record of all that I have seen and experienced in this astonishing world. There are few topics about which I know many things. There are many topics about which I know a few things. But there is nothing I don’t think I know something about. And there is almost nothing I know much about. Impressive, I know. Just ask and you will see for yourself! Among my many talents, skills, and professions, I am an occasional slime hunter. In that role, I am going to introduce you to the wonderful world of goo, glop, slime, mold, mildew, rot, and other pleasant things that grow in dark, dank places.
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