Top Secret Stuff

To help you figure out what IT is, let’s play twenty questions (sort of)!
Here are some questions (and answers) that will help you figure it out. If they don’t help you narrow it down, you’ll have to wait for the next post.

Q. Plant?
A. No!

Q. Animal?
A. No!

Q. Mineral?
A. No!

Q. Monera?
A. No!

Q. Fungi?
A. No!

Q. Virus?
A. No!

Q. Microbial merger?
A. No!

Q. Unicellular Algae?
A. No!

Q. Protozoa?
A. No!

Q. Water Mold?
A. No!

Q. Cellular slime mold?
A. No!

Q. Labyrinthulomycota (net) slime mold?
A. No!

Q. The Blob?
A. No!

Q. Son of Blob?
A. No!

Q. Is it the Creature from the Black Lagoon?
A. No!

Q. Does it have a brain?
A. No!

Q. Is it a zombie?
A. No!

Q. Does it have feet?
A. No!

Q. Does it make noise?
A. No!

Q. Is it ghost ectoplasm?
A. No!

Q. Is it a booger?

Sorry! I said twenty questions. Check in for the next post to learn more!

TUNE IN NEXT MONTH FOR ANOTHER HAIR-RAISING HINT ABOUT
THE NEXT STINK BOOK, STINK #10!

Squish!

Squelch!

Squoooosh!

It’s ooey. It’s gooey. It’s growing bigger and BIGGER and BIGGER! It’s getting closer and CLOSER and CLOSER! What is IT? It’s . . . it’s . . . it’s . . . coming in February 2016!
TUNE IN NEXT MONTH FOR ANOTHER HAIR-RAISING HINT ABOUT
THE NEXT STINK BOOK, STINK #10!

Glip!
Glop!
Gloop!
It looks like dog vomit. It smells like a corpse flower. It stars in one of the scariest movies Stink Moody has even seen. It’s . . . it’s . . .it’s . . . coming in February 2016!

TUNE IN NEXT MONTH FOR ANOTHER HAIR-RAISING HINT ABOUT THE NEXT STINK BOOK, STINK #10!